ALPHA 1: THE FINAL ACT

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Alpha 1 Pro Wrestling – THE FINAL ACT

ALL THE THUNDER FROM DOWN UNDER! WWE Legend Bushwhacker Luke has signed on to appear at THE FINAL ACT on Oct. 24^th! In an added bonus for everyone in attendance, he’s going to swinging and slopping all over the fans and hopes everyone will have their hands pumping! Don’t remember the Bushwhacker Dance? Here’s a little reminder…

But WHAT ELSE is in store for the Alpha 1 Faithful Following at THE FINAL ACT?

READ ON!

What has happened between Scotty O’Shea and Josh Alexander has been nothing short of devastating. The two have brawled from one end of the city to the other, both looking for respect and hungry to destroy one another. From chairs, to cannonballs and tables, this tale has woven around like a ancient tapestry and at the FINAL ACT, both men will put EVERYTHING on the line, in an UNSANCTIONED FIGHT FOR SURVIVAL, which has been hyped on Youtube, as well as the Ontario Indy Wrestling Boards.

But there will be much more to THE FINAL ACT than just this. At the last show, Player Dos made a very public phone call to his friends in Ring of Honor and was able to bring Hamilton some of the very best of the high profile promotion. Team Ring of Honor will consist of Colt Cabana, who is a former ROH Tag Champ with CM Punk, Rhett Titus, and Grizzly Redwood. He was also the host of the short lived but incredibly hilarious What’s Cracking? With Scotty Goldman on WWE.Com

Titus has been trained by some of the best, including global superstar Bryan Danielson. He is a winner of the ROH Top of the Class Trophy, and has fought the likes of Jimmy Jacobs, Delirious, and Necro Butcher!

Redwood is the littlest lumberjack but has the heart of the wild. One journalist was quoted as saying,

‘In a nutshell, he’s what would happen if Paul Bunyan and Rey Mysterio bumped into each other in a super collider; Evan Bourne with a beard; Mike Knox if he had charisma and were a little person.’

Redwood makes every move count, and if he’s sending you into the corner, it’s not because he wants to do a 360 flip. It’s because he plans on climbing up and chopping you down to his level!

When asked for comment, TEAM ROH had this to say:

In what has been a whirlwind, the past few weeks in the Alpha Offices, we have also learned that a TWO MORE MATCHES have been signed for the 24^th of October.

In what many industry pundits are calling a Cruiserweight Dream Match, Hamilton’s own Rip Impact is going to be facing off against Independent Superstar, ‘M-Dogg 20’ Matt Cross. Cross has been fighting tooth and nail in every promotion from Chikara, Ring of Honor, and MTV’s Wrestling Society X, where he teamed with the infamous Teddy Hart. More recently, he’s spent last year on the Hulkamania tour of Australia fighting with Shannon Moore, and won the feud in a $25,000 ladder match!

Rip is one of Hamilton’s finest athletes. The High Risk Hero has been in the ring with giants like King Kong Bundy and aerial artists like Christopher Daniels and Kiyoshi. Having wrestled from North America to Mexico, he has a world of experience, amazing abilities, and a never say die attitude.

Both men are able to take to the air with ease and from almost anywhere in the ring. Both are known for taking insane risks and have the intestinal fortitude to take it as far as it needs to go to get the three count. Who will come out on top is anyone’s guess!

The second match that was added this week is going to guarantee one of six men a contract with Alpha 1 and therefore, enabling them to challenge the winner of the Alpha Male Tournament. Thus far, only Primo Scardino and Timothy Krane have been named, but these two rookies have nothing but potential, and any of the final four mystery opponents will be in for the fight of their lives.

ALL THIS, PLUS the crowning of the Alpha Male! Since the company started back in February, men from all over North America have been competing to find out who is the complete and total Alpha Male! The match is a four way dance to find out, and features the likes of Canadian Crazyhorse Micheal Elgin, Justin Sane, Super Smash Brother Player Dos, and Indy Superstar Don Paysan!

THE BEST PART ABOUT IT? As always, Alpha 1 strives to give the city of Hamilton our very best show at the very best price. We are the Hometown Promotion, and we always have an explosive, unbelievable, and most importantly, family friendly show!

THE FINAL ACT takes place on Oct. 24^th at 175 Dartnall Rd in Hamilton, just before the SPCA off Rymal. Tickets are ten dollars and are going EXTREMELY QUICKLY! In fact, a source has led us to believe that this might be the highest ticket pre-sales in Hamilton’s long independent wrestling history. FOR THE FIRST TIME, Alpha 1 is proud to also announce that this show will be fully licensed and adult beverages will be on sale, along with all kinds of awesome Alpha 1 gear and memorabilia!

MAKE YOUR PLANS, FANS! The show is high impact, high flying, and heavy on the action! Alpha 1 is showcasing some of the best wrestling talent on the planet and you can SEE EVERYTHING for the LOW PRICE OF TEN DOLLARS! Contact your local Alpha 1 representative or contact us on Face book! Don’t miss your chance to be a part of Hamilton’s Independent Wrestling history and a part of the biggest Alpha 1 show EVER!

The Triumphant RETURN!

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May 1st 2010
12:57 AM

Here’s hoping some of you are still with me. I still have lots to say, and I’m hoping some people still want to listen to it!

I’m watching Smackdown right now, thanks to the DVR, and it’s looking like a solid show thus far. I like Kofi on Smackdown, editing will help him in some cases and of course he can work with some smaller guys and have some dazzling matches. I’m interested in seeing him work with Drew McIntyre and maybe continuing on with Cody Rhodes. It’s a shame we won’t be seeing the Rhodes Rivalry some internet pundits had predicted, but I don’t see it as a problem, so much as an opportunity in disguise. All things come to those who wait.

I spent close to twelve hours on Monday, in Hagersville, Ontario taking in the Brawl at the Bush. If you follow my page, you know what I’m talking about. Nick Wyman is a class act, first and foremost. He gave me some great access to his talent, and was more than accommodating for anything we needed. Thanks for a great time, Nick. I thoroughly enjoyed myself. The show was long, but I thought what it brought to the table was unique, fan oriented, and of course, a great cause as well. While I haven’t gotten a total amount of money raised for the Cancer related group, I’m sure the support was mighty heavy.

The show was fantastic. Matches were fast paced, well worked, and of course, had all the great spots for the kids. Mystery guest Colin Delaney hit some phenomenal moves in his Four Way Match with Johnny Devine, Cody Deaner, and Tyson Dux.

Brutus Beefcake had a classic match up with Jim the Anvil Neidhardt and it was as good as it could be expected. Solid working, classic spots, and of course, the uber cool tights. I must say, Jim was one of the funniest guys there. We had a bit of a chat and I mentioned I was friendly with some of his nieces and nephews. We had a ncie chat, and he was truly cordial.


The other thing I HAVE to mention is Tatanka. The Native American superstar was in total and complete control. I saw some new moves and some classic ones, and he hasn’t missed a step. Apparently, he worked the night before and it was the same story. He’s a well oiled machine, working well in the place he was meant to be. I spoke with him about the Wembly Stadium event and the 80,000 plus that were there for Summer Slam. He said the noise was deafening and the party afterwards was insane. “That was then. You can’t party like that anymore. It was just the way it was at the time.” He says. Jim mentioned he was out with Davey Boy Smith that night and had a few pints himself. Steve Corino and Hillbilly Jim were no shows, although I understand Corino had passport issues and that’s tough on anyone. There was no official word on Jim.

Overall, the show was really long and drawn out in parts. It didn’t keep the pace it needed to, and I did see quite a few families leaving well before the final bell. Which is a shame, because Canadian Extreme had a wicked match with the Highlanders and they missed a real beauty. Kryss Thorn had also worked a show very recently and was still in tip top order ALL the matches he worked that night.

Commercial BREAK!!!!



I pity the fool who doesn't enjoy a balanced breakfast. Ok, I have a serious question and I want some answers on this one. When you watch these cereal comercials and you see the kids got some toast, some orange juice, maybe an extra glass of milk. Heck, I've even seen some fresh furit. Who's getting that much for breakfast on a regular basis? Especially if all you're having is cereal? Any thoughts?

Cntinuing on...

So, May 30th is going to be WICKED awesome. In case you haven’t heard, Alpha 1 will be returning home to the Knights of Columbus Hall on Parkdale and Queenston, to bring Hamilton the BEST in professional wrestling. The line-up, as always is fantastic.



First up, we have a phenomenal tag team match, with the Entourage taking on the tandem of Colin Delaney and the Hornet. This all stems from the first Alpha event, in which Melo’s size 12 shoe was the decisive factor in Ethan’s match with the former WWE Superstar. His choice of partner couldn’t be better in Hornet, who I have been watching since he started, working for the PWE at Kiwanis. He’s matured and his workrate is topnotch. I’m hoping he brings his valet and big Mohawk hairdo with him this time, as it adds to his character and really gets a pop from the kids.

Speaking of the kids, I spoke with a mother at the last event and her child refuses to remove his Hacker glasses. They went on a recent trip to Great Wolf Lodge in Niagara Falls and he wore them everywhere. To the pool and water park and even out for meals. Some of these little ‘Gigabytes’ are absolutely overloading for their favorite Hard Drive Hero. I’ll have more on him next week.

As always, it's ten dollars. You can get all the info on thier Facebook group, event page, and of course at www.alpha-1wrestling.com All of this is just goin to show why Alpha 1 is still the best value in sports entertainment in Hamilton on the independent level.

So in closing, I’ll add my interview with Colin from the Brawl at the Bush. The audio is a little weak, but it’s candid, and it’s straight forward. The arena was enormously loud, and believe it or not, this was the quietest place we could find to do the interview.



Thanks again for reading, and we’ll talk again soon. I promise not to stay away too long.

Questions, Answers, and other Queries...

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Questions, Answers, and other Queries...

Nice to finally be back in my own place, after getting booted out by some undesirable. Now, all I have to do is clear up the mess that my unwanted house sitter left behind.

On Saturday, I went down to my local library to do my weekly Smackdown report/review for the Fight Network and Live Audio Wrestling. It’s a job that was given to me by John Pollock, of the LAW, after reading some samples he suggested I send in, during a chance meeting at a Smackdown taping in Hamilton.

While I was mostly finished, I saved my draft and progress to the BlogSpot, as I had planned on adding some videos to it and some other things for the plug at the end of the report. I logged off the library computer, and then went home to enjoy the rest of my Easter Weekend. That being said, I didn’t realize until Easter Monday, that anything had happened.

What happened? Someone decided to play Fat Jack for a little while, and in that time decided to not only post my article with pieces of John Canton’s review sewn in, but also to send it along to the LAW and John Pollock, with my compliments. They also decided to add John as a friend to Facebook, and then post the Blog address around Facebook, Google, Twitter, and the rest of the social Internet. Worst of all, they made it abundantly clear it wasn’t my writing, based on the missing tag line at the end of the piece. I always add something personal, for friends and family to have a chuckle. There’s nothing on the bottom of this one. Heck, at least he left in my Alpha 1 promo.

What has happened in that time? Well, in the last few days I have had the following occur: One person has decided to not only defame me verbally, but also pictorially. This same mouth breather decided he was going to do the very same to my beautiful girlfriend, whom I love with all of my heart, especially since she is standing by me throughout this entire ordeal. Several of you other barbarians decided that you would join in on the witch hunt, and begin the slander and defamation pretty quickly and in some cases quite harshly. I won’t mention names, but to those of you who chose to reach out to me personally, I appreciate and respect that.

The LAW, and summarily, the Fight Network have relived me of my services, and have removed any and all mention of me, my name, and my Blog from their website. I don’t blame them.

People across Facebook have tarred and feathered my family, my friends, my colleagues, and others. You must think I’m the worst person in the world, stealing from someone and trying to use their work as my very own. I don’t blame them.

While I’m sure most of you are chuckling under your breath and thinking bullshit, I understand your skepticisms. To be honest, you read about things like this all the time, and you never think it’s going to happen to you, but Identity Theft does HAPPEN. It has happened! But for those of you, who aren’t convinced, consider this.

All I ever wanted out of life was to be involved in the wrestling industry. Either as a worker, writer, producer, ring boy, whatever. Then, a few years ago, I was severely injured and the dreams of ever actually working in the ring went out the window. So what to do? Write. I always excelled in writing in school, and I had written some for the college I had been attending. Why not?

I did a few articles here and there, and they were well received. I decided at that point, to send some things into some places and see where it went. Some time goes by, and here we are.

So in all honesty, why lie about this? I’ve LOST EVERYTHING. I’ve lost my dream job in my dream career with a group I totally and completely respected. I’ve lost valuable contacts. I’ve lost respect in the wrestling community, and I’ve lost people I thought were friends. You know who you are, and I would have respected you a whole lot more if you would have come to me and asked me personally instead of jumping on the bandwagon with the rest of these rabid barbarians, and their ridiculous ringleader. FYI, I’m not saying John is the ringleader. That person also knows who they are and don’t think I’m done with you yet. We still have to have a LONG talk about your pictures.

So where do the apologies come in?

I want to apologize to Alpha 1 Pro Wrestling. If I have in any way brought bad vibes, bad news, or bad anything to your current product or have in anyway caused a problem for the group, you have only to let me know and I will step down from my position.

I want to apologize to the LAW and The Fight Network, as well as John Pollock. While this entire situation was and is out of my hands, I want you to know how much I appreciate the opportunity, the advice, the chance, and of course, the Rise and Fall of WCW DVD. John, you gaev me the ball, and I ran as hard and as far as I could with it. Someone MADE me fumble.

I want to apologize to Greg Oliver. I’m sure there are things that could have been done to prevent this, and had I done them, I wouldn’t be in this mess. If I have in any way upset you, or let you down, I am eternally apologetic.

I want to apologize to John Canton, again. He and I have spoken, and the situation is understood. He and I have come to terms with the whole issue, and we are both willing to walk away from this, better people for the experience, and hopefully now, a new friend on both sides of this ugly problem.

For those of you who are still with me, I appreciate it and I acknowledge it. I will still be doing random posts, along with a weekly Smackdown Report, even if it isn’t going to be featured on the Fight Network or The LAW, I have respect for this business and this industry and I plan on continuing to follow it and continue to cover it in the best possible way. That would be with my OWN writing, which is in abundance here, and is in other places all around the web. If you want to follow me, feel free.

I’m not going to start speaking badly about anyone, because as I mentioned above, I’m sure things could have been done to better safeguard this, but things have happened and there is nothing that can be done about it now. That, and I refuse to sink to the lowly levels of depravity that some have chosen to sink to. All I can do is apologize for something that wasn’t really or entirely my fault, and hope that we can all move on from there.

If you can’t do it, I don’t blame you.

Jeff Goodridge is a freelance writer and a lifelong wrestling fan. One time, in London, he and his friend Blair argued about who was the better tag team, The Killer Bee’s or Strike Force. There was no real, serious outcome to the conversation.

Wrestlemania Aftermath, Random Funny Stuff

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Wrestlemania Aftermath, Random Funny Stuff


So Wrestlemania has come and gone. I can't really say I was disapointed or upset with anything. With me, it's always the little things, and I'll be happy to point a few of those out. But, other than the little things, it was an awesome show.

So here's what I thought:

The tag match was well timed, just enough to get it done and get people moving a little.

I was kinda surprised to see Orton win, I was hoping Ted DiBiase was going to do something out of this on his own, but I guess that's for another time. Orton seems to have hit his face turn now, and it's going to be interesting to see where he goes with things.

I'm certain that NO ONE saw Jack Swagger winning the Bank last night. While he was clearly at Charlie Hass's garage sale on Saturday, he did a great job screwing up the unhooking process, but it's also going to be interesting to see where his story goes now, especially since they didn't seem to have too much for him before this.

I expected Triple H to go over, but I thought it was going to be a much better match. It almost seemed soft, but I hope it continues, because I know these two have MUCH better things in themselves for a much better match.

Plain and simple, I wanted Punk to win, but I'm hoping that this isn't over either. He should have something awesome for Rey at Extreme Rules.

Bret Hart's match wasn't a disapointment. Hart Dynasty got on camera, which is awesome, and it's always nice to see Bruce Hart and Diana Hart act when thier on television. They're so special...

I didnt see Jericho retaining here, so it was a great shock to me. Not only that, but the match was fantastic. Good solid mat work, some great high spots, and it was safe and spectacular. More on safe later.

Batista and Cena put on a good match, although I wish I could have seen Batista keep the belt here. He's a great heel, a total jacked up !@#hole that wants everything thats coming to him and more. It's a good role for him, as we haven't seen heel Batista this good since Evolution.

I wish Vickie Guererro 's match was face friendly, but I get that thier trying to get her over as the uber heel. It's understandable. I liked the Eddie shout out. Very nice touch, and I was happy to see that some of the fans got it.

Undertaker and Shawn Michaels delivered the match of thier careers, but it has definetly got to show you how close Undertaker is to retirement. If he didn't hurt himself last night, I was totally fooled by his sell. He was limping on his way down to the ring, he landed goofy coming off the Old School reversal, and HBK landed on him pretty strange on the Moonsault. King said he thought Undertaker had broken his leg, and at one point, it looked all wobbly and wiggly, much like the infamous Sid incident. Do you know about the Sid incident? Let's look at it...




HOW GROSS WAS THAT!?!?! MAN OH MAN!!!

It just came across to me that something was seriously, seriously wrong with his leg. I liked the end of the match, and how they gave Shawn his time to walk down from the ring and back to Gorilla position. I'm sure RAW is going to be fun tonight, and it's going to give the answers I need from last night.

Now, for a brief COMMERCIAL break!!!





So, if you haven't been following my Facebook or my other work on Fight Network, then you haven't heard... ALPHA 1 IS DOING ANOTHER SHOW AND IT'S WELL ON ITS WAY!!!

The show is going to be featuring some of the hottest names in Indy Wrestling! SABIAN from CZW, SOLDIER ANT from CHIKARA, ETHAN PAGE, JOEY KINGS, HORNET, RIP IMPACT, and of course, the RETURN bout!

Last time they faced off, Hacker Scotty O'Shea and Ronin Josh Alexander went to the limit! The time limit that is... After both men tired everything they could, including Hacker hitting both the Firewall and the Blue Screen of Death, nothing could put the other away. NOT ONLY THAT, But Alexander refused the handshake after the match, just walking away to the backstage area. Who will come out on top this time? Will Josh Alexander be able to pull the plug on The Hacker or will The Hacker 'worm' his way past the Ronin's auspicious offence?



IT ALL COMES DOWN TO IT ON APRIL 11TH AT THE KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS ON PARKDALE AND QUEENSTON! This si what PRO WRESTLING in HAMILTON is all about. Ass kicking, take no names, fly through the air, slobberknocker action! It's family friendly entertainment, it's priced right at ten bucks, and it's a great Sunday out with the family. Why wouldn't you go? Honestly? What else are you doing that day? Gardening? Screw it, just come down to the wrestling matches for a few hors, have a good time, grab a slice of pizza and a pop, maybe even buy some stuff off the merch table. Either way, you're going to have a good time, for minimal cost, and see some top tier professional wrestling. It's the best value in entertainment in the city!

And now, for your listening enjoyment. I found this on Youtube a little while ago, and I find it gets truer and truer as time goes by. Ladies and gentlemen, Voices That Care. It's a charity video, for the Troops of the original Iraqi conflict, your fave and mine... DESERT STORM!

ENJOY and I'll see you next time!

Smackdown Rundown for March 26th!

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Smackdown March 26/09

Do you know the way to San Jose? Smackdown sure does and you know why? It’s the night before the Hall of Fame, it’s two days away from the biggest show of the year, and this is your FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN REPORT! No wasting time this week, Todd and Matt are introducing guys as soon as the opening theme is over. Here comes Kane.

Match One: Ten Man Tag Match featuring the Money in the Bank Players

This match went pretty long, but it was good for what it was. When you have that many guys in a tag match it can be tough getting everyone ample and equal time in the ring. Christian had some good spots here, as well as Shelton Benjamin, who did a great leap to the top rope to hit a big spot on Evan Bourne. The match ended with Drew McIntyre making use of his Futureshock DDT on Christian, and then making himself out to be the winner of the match before it even started, by setting up the ladder and working his way to the top. The rest of the MitB hopefuls come back to the ring and put a hurt on him. I don’t know who it is that wants this guy to succeed so badly, but I think the way they’re trying to shove Drew down our throats is a bit much, almost to a point where I want him to fail just to be contrary to the Company.

At this point, we’re being given shots from Wrestlemania Fan Axxess, and it looks pretty impressive. It’s one of the reasons that I think WWE should have a physical Hall of Fame and Fan Interaction centre somewhere. The boys run down the rest of tonight’s card, Beth vs. Vickie, and Jericho cutting an awesome promo. An Undertaker and HBK promo comes up and as always, it’s fantastic. Commercials and Laura Diakun is off tonight. I’m a tad upset…

A Wrestlemania Promo runs with Kevin Rudolph. Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler pop up and show off some more Axxess, and they go on to throw to Edge vs. Jericho package number four. Or maybe it’s three, I don’t know. I’ve seen so many now, that I’m getting them all confused. I understand why they’re doing this, but I’ve seen these all to death and it’s really taking away from the Smackdown program. Especially since tonight they won’t be furthering the Punk and Mysterio angle. We can see the lead up so far, but nothing new, something that would help to get people amped for the match, especially since it just started only a few weeks ago. That’s something I’ll get into later.

Tough Enough alumnus Josh Matthews is backstage in San Jose, and has the Miz and Big Show. What’s the short version? Big Show is facing R-Truth tonight, and he’s going to be feeding him the mallet on the end of his arm. Man, Miz is annoying. I do like Big Show’s new shirt, however.
Vickie Guererro is on her way down to the ring, and she’s got something up her sleeve other than elephant ears. If you get that joke, good for you.

Match Two: Beth Phoenix vs. Vickie Guererro

Beth hit the ring first, but Vickie wasn’t far behind. Not only was she not far behind, but she has a newsflash for the Universe. Tonight, Beth will be competing in a five on one match. LayCool, Alicia Fox, and Maryse come down to the ring, and join forces with Vickie to attempt to extinguish the firebird Beth Phoenix. Beth beat up on Layla pretty good, and at one point tosses her at Michelle McCool. Layla did another cool spot where she grabbed Beth’s ankles and everyone ganged up on her, so Vickie could come in and get the pin. The heel Divas all encourage Vickie to get up on the ropes and hit a frog splash, which I’m happy to report, didn’t happen. Face Divas hit the ring, and clean house. Mickie James and Gail Kim both had impressive spots, and once the ring had cleared somewhat, Beth got her hands on Vickie. Unfortunately, what she grabbed wasn’t staying attached to Vickie’s body. Her pants came off, and a shred of my manhood that was there will never be again. The last thing I needed to see was Guererro running to the back, in pink granny panties, with the silver lettering Excuse Me on the ass. It’s kinda funny, but mostly gross. Striker threw up in his mouth a little bit. That’s good television.

John Cena/Batista promo comes up next, the same sorta thing I’ve been seeing. It’s good, just repetitive. Commercial time and I think I’m having some Dr. Pepper.

As we come back from commercial, Chris Jericho is introduced and kicks that great saunter down to the ring. The heel is dripping off this guy like sap on a tree in the Gourley Park Forest. Some of the crowd is chanting Spear, but it’s kinda weak. Jericho goes on to say that he’s going to win on Sunday, and retain the belt. Jericho says no one in the business has ever come back from as many injuries as Edge has. He has every tool it takes to beat Jericho, except for one thing. DNA. Y2J’s DNA is superior to all of ours, and to Edges. This is a pretty cool promo. Toss in some science, and we all have a good time, right Bill Nye? That’s right.

Chris goes on to blame his mother, his father, his grandparents, and his DNA for his multiple injuries. He plans on locking his Walls of Jericho and rupturing Edge’s career once again. Edge hits the stage, and makes his way out to beat down Jericho. He lands a few shots and sets up for the Spear, but Jericho is able to get away. Edge poses with the belt and Jericho does the best heel back off I’ve seen since CM Punk got beat up by Rey a few episodes ago.

When we come back from commercial, we get a look at the Wrestlemania 26 Reading Challenge, and how some kids were in a contest. Wish I could be in a contest… stupid kids. I still blame Mrs. Lawson for screwing with MS Readathon prizes at CH Bray back in the day.
We go back to Cole and Lawler, pitching Axxess and the Hitman/McMahon angle. This is a good video, and I’m interested in the match, but I worry Bret may come out of this worse for wear. I hope there’s some color, even though we know WWE is trying to stray away from blood. Just seems like they should go for blood, no pun intended.
When we return, Big Show is going to be taking on R-Truth. What technical prowess awaits us…?


So, I’m sick of Keystone Light commercials, and we get back to the show. There’s some more footage from Axxess, including a suit that belonged to Andre the Giant. That’s kinda creepy. Cole and Lawler just mentioned the Hall of Fame and I’m just pissed off about that. I mean, sure I can watch it on Youtube later on, but I would still rather watch it on television. I miss DirectTV…
We are now seeing the second Cena/Batista promo of the night, just in case some of us forgot that those two are having a little to-do on Sunday. I have a feeling Cena is going over, but I hope Batista holds on a little longer. He’s a great heel.

When Smackdown returns from the ads, they’re going to have an ‘in-depth’ look at the HBK/Undertaker match. I would assume that means they’re playing the same promo again.

This weeks Wrestlemania Recall is one of my favorites. I really enjoyed all the movie trailers for Wrestlemania 21, they brought the MitB to the Show of Shows and it gave rise to the Rated R Superstar, Edge. It makes me miss Benoit though, he had some great spots in that match.
We get back into Axxess with Cole and Lawler, and they actually have a graveyard for all the previous Undertaker victims from the other Mania’s. The best part is the freshly dug grave for Shawn Michaels. If that isn’t foreshadowing, then what is? I have got to get to one of these events. Fingers crossed for Vancouver.

So the HBK/Undertaker promo looks to be a new one, and it’s pretty awesome. Sim Snuka will be part of Mania history for helping to take that outside bump, so I guess that’s something to hold onto. If Shawn is really going and this is the end of HBK, then I hope he stays that way. Go down to Florida once in a while, and help train the next generation if you get the itch. But just stay home, man. You’ve done your job, and you’ve done it well. Just fade to black and be done with it. And for GOD SAKES, don’t Flair it up.

Cole and Lawler sum it all up, as best as they can, with what’s already been said. A tale for the tape is fun, but it was better when it was Cole and Tazz. Cole predicts HBK to win on Sunday and King predicts Undertaker, based on his multiple weapons at his disposal. With the match being No DQ, it should be entertaining to say the very least. Cole throws it back to San Jose and we got Morrison in slow-mo! No fur either, thank god. Daddy Squirrel is coming home for dinner tonight.

Match Three: Big Show vs. R-Truth

John introduces Truth to the ring, and the music hits the arena. I keep waiting for someone to say Not Much when asked What’s Up. Maybe he should try it in Philadelphia. R-Truth says that was the best introduction he’s ever had so he introduces Morrison. They tried making fun of Unified WWE Tag Team Champions ShowMiz, but it doesn’t work too well. The fans aren’t totally into it, but it’s just weak. Show more or less manhandles Truth to start, but Truth evades a flying Big Show from the top rope. The Miz tried to interfere but Morrison threw him into the steel ring steps. He went to help R-Truth and they turned Big Show’s chokeslam into a DDT. The referee called for the bell as they continued to beat on Big Show. The Miz tried to help again but was knocked out and Morrison hits Starship Pain.

Show Overview

For what was mostly a clip show, this wasn’t overly terrible. The matches that were on were good enough, but I would really have liked to see some more Punk and Mysterio tonight, so I’m going to rant about it. When you JUST start a feud, you have to feed the fire that burns it into the audience. I would have loved to see Punk sitting on Rey’s front porch or something and cutting a promo. That’s all. Nothing physical and nothing that’s going to potentially injure him before Sunday. His promos have been stellar for the entirety of the Straight Edge Society, and I can’t help but love how crazy he gets. I said it before, and I’ll say it again. CM Punk is becoming a better evolved Raven.

So all in all, the show is about 6.5 out of 10. I’m all excited for Wrestlemania and that means that the company has done its job. So I guess you’re wondering what my Wrestlemania picks are going to be and I can certainly fill you in on all of that. Simply check out my blog, and you’ll get a full rundown for the Granddaddy of ‘Em All. It’s pretty funny, and there’s some good insight if I do say so myself.

See you next week.

Jeff Goodridge is a freelance writer and a lifelong wrestling fan. His favourite Mania moments include Wrestlemania III’s Ricky Steamboat vs. Randy Savage, and Chris Benoit vs. Chris Jericho vs. Kurt Angle for the Intercontinental Title and the European Title from Wrestlemania 2000. Both are complete wrestling clinics, and he encourages you to check them out, if you haven’t yet.

Smackdown Rundown for March 26th!

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Wrestlemania Ramblings

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Wrestlemania Ramblings

Here we are, a few days away from the grandest stage in the business of professional wrestling. While many this Sunday won’t understand us, (and by us I mean the faithful fanatic) we all gather together, with friends, family, neighbors, and workplace colleagues, to witness the spectacle, the grandeur, and the majesty that took twenty five years to build. Yes, Virginia, Wrestlemania comes but once a year, but as always, it promises to be the climax and apex of all that has transpired in the past year.

The plan this year is to run it down with three people. My best friend, my girlfriend, and myself. Now, many of you might be asking what’s the deal with the choices here? Well it’s simple really. My best friend, Blair Fraser, is an old school wrestling fan like me, but in recent years has fallen away from being the serious viewer that I am. He’s not the kind to DVR Superstars to see the Tyson Kidd/Mysterio match, but he’s going to follow up with RAW and everything else online. My girlfriend, Lisa Connolly, is the fair-weather and casual fan. She watches what’s on the programs, and follows at a distance, but doesn’t necessarily understand all the rules, all the stipulations, and of course, the history behind the company. But she certainly has favorites and the ones she hates on as well, so she certainly is obliged to have an opinion. That and she’s dating me.

Now, as for me, I’m a different kind of cat. I watch wrestling in a different way from other people. I’m constantly looking at what works with the crowds and what doesn’t. I’ll look to see how real something is, especially in the case of injuries or whatever. I read a bunch of websites, I write for the Fight Network and SLAM.Canoe.Ca, and I have friends that are wrestlers. I also do work for a local Indy group, called Alpha 1. You haven’t heard about it? Wait till next week…

So here we go, breaking down the card in no particular order:

The Undertaker vs. Shawn Michaels aka The Streak vs. The Career

JG: To be absolutely honest, this has been the best build for any program that I have seen in quite some time. Not only has it been strong for both sides, but no one really has to play heel here. There are just enough people that like both guys to take sides up pretty fairly, almost like Hogan and Rock. I can’t really see Undertaker losing this match, and Shawn needs a rest now anyways, especially after all the DX antics. Dwarf Court can take a lot out of a person.

BF: Taker extends the streak and Michaels retires

LC: I agree with both BF, and JG. Taker takes it to 18-0 and Michaels scampers off to lick his wounds for a few months. Triple H will then hunt him down and find him working in a bowling alley then tries to convince him to rejoin DX and the wrestling world.


Bret ‘Hitman’ Hart vs. Vince McMahon aka Can’t We All Just Get Along?

JG: I have been pretty vocal about my thoughts on this, the Hart family, and the usage of their legacy in the WWE Universe. God, I hate calling it Universe… Sounds so STUPID. Anyways, Hart Dynasty needs to make an appearance here. This could be accomplished a multitude of ways, but I would prefer to see it in the way of a real stable, and then having Bret mentor them or manage them. ALL OF THEM, since I’m sick of seeing Natalya wasted on the sidelines, when she should be running roughshod all over the Women’s Division. I have to say that I see Bret going over here, but since he’s sticking around for a bit after Wrestlemania, this might play out until Extreme Rules. I sincerely doubt it though.

BF: Bret Hart wins. If McMahon has some kind of interference then the Hart Dynasty makes the save and gets the push they deserve.

LC: Vince is a dick and has something up his sleeve. He pulls out something sneaky and underhanded for the win. Once the bell rings, Hart Dynasty flies into the ring and beats the shit out of Vince. The storyline continues well after Wrestlemania. I really hope Hart Dynasty gets more ring time that doesn’t include Cryme Tyme. It’s been going on far too long.

John Cena vs. Batista for the WWE Title

JG: This has been a decent build up and I do want to see how this plays out. I love Batista as the heel, and it’s a great updated, ramped up, homage to Flair at times. Cena is probably going to win this, if only because no one wants to watch several thousand children cry all at once. Or do they? *evil grin*

BF: Batista should win this one. He is doing so good as a heel, but who knows with Super Cena.

LC: Cena has been getting his ass kicked for a few weeks on this one. He’s due for a win here. Batista turns on Vince after the loss and turns face.

Edge vs. Chris Jericho for the World Heavyweight Championship aka Last Canuck Standing

JG: I see this whole thing as pretty predictable. Edge is going to win the match with the spear, and then Christian, who will have won Money in the Bank, will come out and cash it in. If he doesn’t do it tonight, he does it on Smackdown next week. Edge needs someone to feud with, since Jericho will most likely be on his way back to Raw after Mania and Christian and Edge never got the chance to have the great feud that many of us KNOW that they can provide for the audience. These two can go all night long and then some, and it’s going to be great to see it happen, assuming it does.

BF: Edge will probably win, but shouldn't. Could see the money in the bank used here.

LC: Completely agree with B.F. He shouldn’t win. To put a spin on J.G.’s prediction, it would be GREAT to see Jericho beat Edge. He’s been pushing the spear since the Rumble and it would be great to see it fail. Then the MIB winner cashes in and beats Jericho so there is a complete wild card Champion no one expects. But let’s be real here…that won’t happen. Edge will win then Jericho will cry for 3 months.

Money in the Bank Ladder Match

JG: If it isn’t Christian, than it’s Drew McIntyre. Someone at Titan Tower has a hard on for that kid and if they get their way, he’s going be it. You didn’t honestly think Shelton Benjamin was going to win it, did you? YOU DID? Christ… that’s deplorable.

BF: Christian wins. Sets up Edge vs. Christian. (Like I said, predictable, but still awesome.)

LC: I hate Drew McIntyre, so it better be Christian.

Big Show and The Miz vs. R-Truth and John Morrison for the World Tag Team Championships

JG: I could see this just being a big schmoz and nothing really coming from it. There’s so little going into this, and I don’t remember any of the crowds at recent Raw or Smackdown shows being into the one on one matches that have been taking place with these four. I don’t care enough to even guess so let me flip a coin. Looks like it’s going to be MizShow. Good, now hurry up and lose to Hart Dynasty.

BF: Who really cares, but I say the champs keep their titles.

LC: I hope MizShow pulls it out because IMO, John Morrison’s image just doesn’t work in a tag team setting. Morrison and R-Truth as a tag team just feels wrong and awkward in a way. Like a car accident you can’t help but stare at, but feel bad for looking.

Triple H vs. Sheamus aka two Jacked Up Guys with No Real Storyline

JG: I see Triple H going over here. But it’s going to be one hell of a fight.

BF: Double DQ and the rivalry continues

LC: I agree with J.G. Triple H and Sheamus beat the piss out of each other; Triple H pulls it out and the feud continues with Sheamus seeking revenge.

Randy Orton vs. Ted DiBiase Jr. vs. Cody Rhodes aka who’s the Face and who’s the Heel?

JG: Randy is winning the match, if only because Ted and Cody can’t coordinate their attack together without burning one another. With the Draft on the horizon, I can’t see these three all staying on the same show, and I could see Ted having a good run on Smackdown as the Million Dollar Champion. Cody… I just don’t know what’s in store for him. But I wish him all the best. He’s got a good start on a long road.

BF: Orton pulls out the victory as DiBiase and Rhodes turn on each other.

LC: Agree with B.F…mostly because I didn’t even think of that angle and it sounds awesome!

Rey Mysterio vs. CM Punk

JG: I love Rey Mysterio. Ever since I first saw him in an ECW tape a friend lent me, I knew something special was in store for this diminutive superstar. I was hoping for this to become the Mask vs. Society match that was rumoured but that may still be in the works. I think CM Punk is going to win this match, not only with help from Luke Gallows and Serena, but why not with the help of little Aaliyah Mysterio? Or Dominik? It’s going to further the story, it’s going to give Rey some depth and an emotional story to work with, which he really hasn’t had since Eddie Guererro was around.

BF: Mysterio will win but it would be interesting to see what would happen with him in the SES.

LC: Mysterio pulls off the win and the SES goes out for blood after Mania. The storyline will continue and just get more and more INSANE.



So there you have it! My complete and total run down, to a T. Got comments or thoughts? I always welcome comments on the page, in my inbox, on my Facebook, wherever. Feel free to send me your own thoughts, I’m always interested.



Jeff Goodridge is a freelance writer and a lifelong wrestling fan. Once, in Montreal, Blair and I got into a fake wrestling match. I was dressed as Piper and he was wearing a weak, dollar store executioner mask. It was epic.

March 19 Smackdown in Hollywood!!!

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March 19/10 Smackdown

First off, let me apologize for the lateness of the report. I got caught up with some work and March Madness flipped around my viewing of the show. So, enough apologies, taped from lovely Los Angeles, California, lets ‘Layeth the Smackethdown’!!!

We’re starting the show with a big Rey Mysterio promo, introduced by our announcers, Matt and Todd. This is really getting the program over, and I really enjoyed the crazy Punk antics last week.

Rey comes down to the ring, rocking a great looking t-shirt, and his black mask. He ain’t happy, folks. Every time he closes his eyes, he sees his family in terror, and fear. All this because of one person, CM Punk. Rey says he has climbed mountains, won titles, taken beatings, been embarrassed and been afraid. But Punk crossed the line messing with the family. Rey accepts the match at Wrestlemania, but he wants a street fight, which I’ll pop for. I’m totally down to see these two just go at it all over the arena!

Punk arrives, The Society in tow. Gallows looks kinda like Duke ‘The Dumpster’ Drosse. But Punk delivers once again. He’s consistently the best promo guy on the show, along with Jericho. Not only that, but he works so hard to get the matches and the gimmicks over, he’s just everything the business needs right now, because he can STAY HEALTHY. That’s the biggest thing you can have on your side, is that horseshoe that keeps you uninjured and on the mark, every night.

This whole thing is going over like a superhero vs. diabolical villain, and I love this. He’s this crazy David Koresh nut bag, with the Howard Hughes beard. Punk says Rey needs to accept him as his savior. Rey says Punk is loco and that that’s not going to happen. So tonight, Luke Gallows is going to face Rey Mysterio. If Rey wins, he gets his street fight. But if Gallows wins, and then Rey loses at Wrestlemania, he has to join the Straight Edge Society. I believe I talked about this already a few months ago, and predicted the whole story here, so applause is welcome.

My only problem with this is I think it’s leading to Rey losing his mask. If he loses at Mania and he joins Straight Edge, then it’s going to be like shaving his head, and I think it’s the worst thing you can do to a luchador. This is going to ruin him with the kids, and it’s taking money out of the amount of merch you can sell based on the current gimmick. I realize Rey is getting closer to retirement by the year, but I don’t think you should be tearing the mask off now, just to freshen him up. Eric Bischoff tried that once before and it worked moderately, but not to the extreme as before.

Match One: Dolph Ziggler & Jack Swagger d. MVP & Matt Hardy

Apparently, the brand extension basically doesn't exist in March and April this year. They got about six minutes with a commercial mixed in after a minute. I never got into the match. When you do a hot tag after only a couple of minutes you have to assume it's going to be a quick contest. Ziggler eventually hit MVP with the Zig Zag for the win. After the match, Ziggler climbed a ladder and grabbed the briefcase. Good for him, because I think it’s the last time you’re going to get that chance. Show me a man that thinks any of these guys is winning the match, and I’ll show you a fool. I can’t possibly see it happening.

They do a fast recap of last weeks Highlight Reel with Edge and Jericho. This was awesome, and I loved his belt shot. Tonight, Edge will be hosting the Cutting Edge, and Jericho will be the guest.

As the Undertaker/HBK video package airs again, I have to say I love the work that’s going into what many are calling Shawn Michaels final match. If it is, I would say career well done. If it isn’t, then don’t let him stay long. I think he needs to go home for a rest. Cash is brilliant for this piece as well, I just wish they would have stayed with the Placebo song for the first half of it, and mashing them up. Mash ups work great in music, just not well in tag teams.

They show us Vince’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Someone should go by there and leave a ‘Sexy Bitch’ sticker or toy boat. Just a thought…

Teddy Long and Drew McIntyre are backstage and get into a roundabout conversation about winning and losing, based around Mr. McMahon’s intervention. So, based on winning streaks, Teddy is having Drew fight The Undertaker later in the evening. That should be a treat.

Match Two: Beth Phoenix and Tiffany vs. Michelle McCool and Layla

I don’t like Beth’s pose with the hands. It’s like she’s Wonder Woman or something. I loved the Airplane spin by Beth on Layla. Who doesn't love the airplane spin? Classic Rotunda. I'm impressed by Tiffany and not just because she's good looking, but the forearms she throws look crisp and she's surprisingly able to pull off the aggressive attacks. She got beat up by Michelle a bit, Beth got the hot tag and was able to finish off McCool with the Glam Slam for the win after about four minutes. This was actually a decent tag match. The girls have really picked up the ball and are running with it, while Mickie is out until after Mania. They worked well together and I would say that thanks to Fit Finlay. Vickie Guerrero came out, said she wanted an apology from Beth for attacking her. Beth gave her one, but of course, that wasn't good enough. Therefore, next week it's Beth vs. Vickie. This worked since the crowd hates Vickie, so that's helping Beth's face turn. I can’t wait until she gets the belt back. Maybe by then, Natalya Neidhardt can start working Beth long term. But I’m sure that won’t happen, Hart Dynasty get treated like a group of pariahs. It’s such a waste.

They showed Kevin Rudolf in the crowd while plugging his "I Made It" song. Lisa likes it, I think its ok. I would have liked something more from the Fozzy Album, but I guess that’s old news.
Jericho as a guest on the Cutting Edge

The only difference between last week and this week was the guest got introduced to be on the show whereas last week they both came out at the same time. Jericho's brought his NXT rookie Wade Barrett, just to take a Spear. And obviously, Edge's set doesn't contain an obscenely expensive screen like the Jeritron 3000. Other than that, it was more or less the same thing. They have had several face to face promos with one another and they're always good but, in this instance, they really focused on the left foot injury. Once it got physical, Jericho got sent down to the floor while Edge hit the Spear on Barrett. Jericho got back in and gave Edge a Codebreaker to send him down. Then he stomped on the ankle. I would have loved a chair shot to the ankle, like the Brian Pillman angle but perhaps that’s a bit much. It was basically the same thing they've been doing except they focused more on the ankle injury, which is a good thing. That’s how you build sympathy for the face. I hate how Batista uses the Spear as a set up move but Edge uses it as a finisher. If anything, it would be more deadly coming from the Animal than the Ultimate Opportunist. It just doesn’t make sense to me.
Match Three: Hart Dynasty vs. Morrison and R-Truth

So, I guess Truth and Morrison are going into Mania to face MizShow, but I can’t see them pulling the win. In fact, I would think this might lead to a Morrison heel turn so he can go and do 5 Star matches with Truth until time ends. This was more or less a squash, but there were some good spots from the Dynasty before Truth hit the Lie Detector, at about two minutes in. Remember when the wrestling media and the online wrestling community thought that Bret Hart coming back would benefit the kids in some way? Yeah, hasn’t happened. Maybe post Mania, but I wouldn’t count on it. Hell, I’m still waiting to see Jim Neidhardt show up on TV!

Cryme Tyme’s Word Up Segment was reduced to being a commercial for Slim Jim and their Wrestlemania Sweepstakes. Honestly, give me a good old Hot Rod any day.

Match Four: Rey Mysterio vs. Luke Gallows

This was the longest and best match on the show but Rey’s colors make him look like a court jester or clown. These two do have great chemistry, since Mysterio's such an awesome worker against the bigger opponents. I mean, he pulled magic out of Kevin Nash. I've said in recent weeks, I'm impressed by Gallows' mobility. He's tall, but in no way slow. He has great ring mobility and always gets in the right spot to either hit moves or take the bump. That's very important for a big guy. It's what differentiates him from a guy like Chris Masters who is immobile with poor timing. About eight minutes in, Mysterio hit the 619, which was the cue for the interference as Punk distracted the ref, Serena tripped Mysterio up and Gallows capitalized to score the pin. I always love outside interference to push a stable. This means if Punk wins at Mania then Rey joins the Straight Edge Society. Again, if this leads to him losing his mask, I’m not going to be happy. I’ll keep watching to see where it goes, but I won’t be happy. I believe in the luchador tradition.

Match Five: Undertaker vs. Drew McIntyre

In two minutes of squash, Drew catches an apron leg drop, a chokeslam, and a Tombstone piledriver, just for coming out. I still see Christian winning the MitB, but Drew might be a close second. The office loves him, but I think he might be better served finding a tag team for a bit, if only that division really existed. It’s a bookmark at this point.

Shawn Michaels comes out of NOWHERE post match, and misses the Superkick, they tussle and then he nails it on the second shot. He talked trash to end the show while Undertaker raised his fist up in the air. This was a good ending to the show although to those that think it means HBK will go into WM as a heel you're sorely mistaken. This is a case of getting the upper hand before the match and I would expect to see Undertaker on Raw this week.

SHOW OVERVIEW

I have to give this show a weak 7. It did what it was supposed to do, and that’s push the Mysterio/Punk angle, but I think the rest of the show suffered for it’s length and involvement. Hart Dynasty once again takes a loss, and of course it pisses me off. They are the best pure athletes on the show, and I think they should be showcased in the best possible way. I just wish they could have pushed the McMahon/Hitman angle on Smackdown instead.

Remember, that while Wrestlemania is just a week away, April is going to be hot in Southern Ontario. Alpha 1 is featuring their second show in Hamilton, at the Knights of Columbus Hall on Parkdale and Queenston on April 11th, featuring Soldier Ant from Chikara, Sabian aka Blk Jesus from CZW, and all your other Alpha Superstars! Also, the earth shattering rematch of The Hacker vs. Josh ‘The Ronin’ Alexander, not only friend against friend, but each of these young lions is trying to carve their own legacy in Ontario.

April 26th, the Iroqouis Lacrosse Arena will be rocking and rolling to raise funds for Cancer. Hagersville will be hosting the likes of The Highlanders, Doink the Clown, Native Legend Tatanka, The King of Old School Steve Corino, Hillbilly Jim, Brutus the Barber Beefcake, and just announced, former Hart Foundation member Jim ‘The Anvil’ Neidhardt will be on hand to lay the beat down on any punks that get in his way. TNA’s Cody Deaner and Johnny Devine will be on hand, as well as some explosive young talent. The entourage, Ethan Page and Joey King of KO’s Kings will be there, along with Asian Nightmare Kwan Chang, Tyrant Eric Dawson, Outlaw Scott Chase, and Rip Impact. The Facebook event is available at: http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/event.php?eid=358463572573&ref=ts

And I’ll be posting some interviews, previews, and information about the upcoming event in the coming weeks at http://jeffgoodridge.blogspot.com/

Hope to see you all here next week for another rousing edition of the Smackdown Rundown.

Jeff Goodridge is a freelance writer and a lifelong wrestling fan. He and his friend Blair will be posting an epic dialogue about their Wrestlemania predictions in a few short days, so stay tuned.

Smackdown for March 12/10

Smackdown March 12/10

Smackdown is large and in charge, blowing in this week from Seattle, Washington! The home of grunge rock, Starbucks and Frasier Crane is going to be rocking tonight with the return of Chris Jericho’s Highlight Reel in addition to all kinds of action from Rey Mysterio and CM Punk. Todd Grisham and Matt Striker once again man the announce table, and we are underway!

Apparently, we’re starting with Rey Mysterio this week as well. As the 619 fills the arena air the miniature masked marvel makes his way down to the ring with his family in tow. Wife Angie, daughter Aaliyah, and son Dominic, whom we haven’t seen since Eddie Guerrero tried taking him away from Rey way back at Summerslam ’05.

SURPRISE! It’s Aaliyah’s birthday, and the little princess is turning 9 years old. The crowd takes off with a great Happy Birthday chant but that’s not enough. Rey gets everyone in on singing Happy Birthday until he’s interrupted by CM Punk. This is the beginning of something purely evil and maniacal. If only every heel could be this good.

Punk is delivering the promo of his CAREER! He challenges Rey to a match at Wrestlemania, but also wants a fight right here and now in front of his family. He adds that he’s allowing to concede to Rey’s daughter being allowed to cover her eyes so she won’t have to watch her father beg for mercy and scream in agony. He mentions something similar to each family member and this is really going hard. This is all being so well done, it’s almost like Paul Heyman is working at WWE again. IT’S THAT GOOD!

Rey finally gets his family out of the ring and up the ramp with Punk singing Happy Birthday all the way. This is where I would have changed things. If I was booking this I would have Rey send his family up the ramp. Once they’re halfway up the ramp have Rey fly back down to the ring and try beating on Punk, however, have the Society beat the piss out of Rey- all while his family watches! You might even have Serena abduct his daughter or son and try turning them Straight Edge. I might be jumping the gun on this, and this could all still take place in the time we have until Wrestlemania, especially if this feud plays past the big show. But either way there’s a TON more you can do with this, and if the kids are alright with it DO IT. It worked for Tyler Fullington and it worked in 2005 for Eddie and Rey with Dominic. The best part of this for me is how Punk looks like an in shape Charlie Manson, sans the forehead swastika and stuff.

After the commercial Grisham and Striker throw on the ‘THIS IS NO JOKE’ voice, and talk about how serious it is to mess with a man’s family. They got the point across and it’s all leading to what I’m sure is going to be an awesome match at Wrestlemania.

Match 1: R-Truth vs. the Miz

Truth comes down with David Otunga, and Miz with Bry… I mean Daniel Bryan. It’s still strange, but I’m getting used to it. Miz says that he’s going to deal with Truth and later Big Show will deal with Morrison. I have to say, the announcers are a little off here. The boys are trying to get over the ideas that since Miz and Show have been together longer they can operate as a team better. Two months doesn’t make you Demolition boys, it makes you the Young Stallions. Miz tried using the ropes to cheat out the win but the former ROH superstar Daniel Bryan flips his feet off and the match continues. I’m hoping that the Miz vs. Bryan match goes well, because they’re really building the hell out of it. Truth gets the win here using the Lie Detector, which I truly think is the worst finishing move name since Nightmare on Helm’s Street. Don’t misread me there either. I loved watching that move; just the name was GOD AWFUL.

They pump the return of the Highlight Reel once again but I’m starting to think why does it even matter? He gets promo time anytime he wants what does he need the Reel for? Also, ‘Be Yourself’ is apparently also a Wrestlemania anthem/theme/song for promo videos. I can’t help but shake the faded memories of the same song being used for Ashley when she won the Diva’s contest in 2005. That’s the second time I’ve come up with that year in the same commentary… Coincidence? I think not…

WWE has also added to the Undertaker/HBK package by adding sound bytes from different Superstars. This is totally great as it adds to the mystique of the Undertaker and makes Shawn out to be the Little Engine That Could. I really liked the Placebo song they were using at first, but you won’t hear a single complaint out of me for using Johnny Cash. I mean the man was a total legend. Hell, I’m listening to Cash right now, while I’m writing this thing.

We’re backstage all of a sudden and Drew McIntyre bumps into Teddy Long. Teddy tells him tonight is his 3rd Money in the Bank qualifier since Vince McMahon has eliminated the other losses from his record. Also, if he losses tonight he loses the IC title as well. I guess he’s squashing someone if that’s the case. Someone at Titan Tower has a real hard on for this kid and he’s going to make it, whether we like it or not.

Match 2: Drew McIntyre vs. Aaron Bolo

Bolo gets introduced as a local wrestling champion and I have to think that’s kayfabe, especially since he only seemed to tan his body from the chest down. Drew embarrasses this kid with a Futureshock DDT in less than about a minute. Drew pulls a great heel move and rolls over to Matt Striker at the announce booth making sure that Matt tells the entire world that Drew McIntyre is heading to Wrestlemania. With that, I have to make my decision as to who is going to pull out the win at this years big ladder dance. I have to say my pick is Christian, if only in hopes for the great Edge and Chrisitan angle we didn’t get when they split from being a tag team. Both men have matured and learned the business better than most. Now is the time for them to do something special and something that we’ll remember for years to come.

Match 3: Big Show vs. John Morrison

Show goes on the offense early, but Morrison comes back strong. Using realistic comeback moves, his aerial maneuvers and God given athletic ability, this kid is really showing us why he needs to be in a top babyface position. I have to think that if he can stay healthy, stay away from the demons this sport can harbor and keep it fresh, he’s only got one way to go and that’s up. He’s consistently one of the best matches every week on Smackdown and with rumors that Joey Mercury might be coming back into the mix, that leaves us with some unanswered questions and a great feud that could be on the horizon as well. The end comes when Show is seemingly down and out thus sending Morrison to the ropes for his patented Flying Chuck Kick, but ends with Show clobbering Morrison with his trusty right mallet-I mean hand. It sounded absolutely phenomenal so I don’t know if the sound was added in post, but I can only assume that the crowd was treated to something fantastic as well. I mean his open handed slap from earlier in the match sounded well too, but not as good as the solid, firm handed punch. It’s one of the things I love about the move too, is that it’s easy to employ, it can sound great, it’s over with everyone, and it’s SIMPLE. Simple is often the best way to make things work in a wrestling ring, and Big Show is simple personified. Not only that, but if it lands you know that it’s over. It only went about five minutes but that was enough for me.

Todd and Matt push Women’s History Month on WWE.com and the only glaring omission is stuff about Victoria, Lance Storms sister from another mister. If you don’t get that joke, you clearly don’t read his website, and I suggest you get to www.stormwrestling.com as soon as you get a chance and read some of his articles. They’re in-depth, perceptive, and well rounded. I would assume the lack of Victoria is TNA related, but honestly, who cares? You may as well put it up there so that people can see you guys were willing to push her albeit for a little while, but pushed her none the less.

We go backstage again and Tiffany is talking to Teddy Long about Mickie James, who I miss terribly. Tiffany is pretty terrible here and so is Teddy. Vickie comes in and makes it much worse. I heard Tiffany is dating Drew McIntyre, so I guess that’s why she still has a job. Vickie makes a match between Tiffany and Michelle McCool, which I’m sure will be as good as it sounds.

We hear the Hart Dynasty music, and the team is in the ring already. This is a team that is hungry, in the hunt, and in need of some gold around their waists.

Match 3: Hart Dynasty vs. Cryme Tyme

Cryme Tyme hits the ring and Matt Striker lets us know that Wendy Williams is a big fan of Cryme Tyme, since her show follows Smackdown in many of the American markets. Striker and Grisham compare Tyson graduating from the Dungeon and JTG graduating from the School of Hard Knocks. This is less than a match, since they get started and then the bells tolls. The Undertaker appears out of nowhere and he clears the ring of Superstars. He chokeslams Shad, Last Rides Tyson, Tombstones DH Smith, and chokes out JTG with the Devil’s Gate triangle choke. Undertaker just wanted Shawn to know that he has several different methods of execution. All HBK has to do is choose his path to oblivion. This whole thing was fine, I don’t have any issues getting the Undertaker over or pushing him. I just wish it wasn’t the Hart Dynasty that has to take the heat for it. Especially when they could have done it to Jimmy Wang Yang and whatever they’re calling Terry Gordy’s kid now.

On return from commercial we get a great look at Batista and John Cena. The acoustic guitar they’re using for the promo is excellent and it’s really getting Cena over. I mentioned this to Lisa, and I hope I’m right when I say that I’m hoping that this turns Cena into a lighter version of Austin. Make him fight the boss, have the boss put him against insurmountable odds, and have him climb the mountain as many times as he needs to. It could work, and it would get him over with the minimal group of fans that aren’t popping for him yet. Oh, and if you weren’t aware, Stone Cold Steve Austin is going to be raising HELL all over RAW!

We get the Diva’s next. Michelle McCool is on her way down with Layla and Vickie Guererro. I really hope Vickie has a bake sale at her kids’ school soon, I’m sick of seeing her every week. Tiffany is on her way down next, and her music isn’t exactly great. In fact, it’s downright brutal.

Match 4: Tiffany vs. Michelle McCool

Alright, I’ll admit, I wasn’t expecting much from Tiffany when she started on her way down the aisle, but to be perfectly honest, I like what I’m seeing. She’s being aggressive, taking it to McCool, and even tossing her to the outside and sending her into the barricade. But OUT OF NOWHERE comes Vickie Guererro, who labels her with some sort of shoulder blockish type thingy( I only describe it as this, because it’s either unlike anything I’ve seen, or she’s just doing a terrible disservice to a good move.). This prompts Beth Phoenix to come out clean house. She grabs Vickie, thinks about it momentarily, and then lays out Guererro with a clothesline. The fans love Beth as long as she’s handing it to Vickie. They end the segment with a little head pat from Beth to Tiff, kind of saying you ok, Slugger? Yeah… you’re gonna be alright. By the way, if you do that last bit sounding like Peter Griffin, it makes for a much funnier segment of the article. All in all, this wasn’t a waste of time, and it may lead to a descent tag match next week, if not for Wrestlemania itself. I guess it depends on when Mickie comes back into the fold, or if the knee keeps her out of Wrestlemania entirely.

Kane is on his way down to the ring and his match with Luke Gallows next. When we get back from commercial, we get the best WWE Factoid I’ve ever seen. Apparently, WWE Magazine is the number one sports magazine sold at Wal-Mart. Really!?! It wouldn’t have anything to do with the 25-30% off the cover price, would it? Things that make you go hmmm.

Match 5: Kane vs. Luke Gallows

Captain Crazy is leading Gallows to the ring with Serena. Punk has done what others have failed to do, and that’s become one of the most despised individuals in the entire WWE. I hate using the word Universe, since this isn’t DC Comics, but if you want to think of it that way, he’s truly the best of Lex Luthor, the Joker, and Grodd all wrapped up in one. Comic geeks, such as myself, will get my connection here I’m sure.

This match was as good as it was going to be. Kane tends to work with smaller guys better than the large, but again, this wasn’t terrible. The best part of this whole match was Striker making Gallows out to be a Bizzaro Kane, which is funny since it alludes to when Gallows was doing the Fake Kane gimmick a little while ago. Nothing better than having your story line literally pushed out the back door into obscurity. Kane hits the choke slam on Gallows, but Punk makes the save and gets a DQ. He also hits Kane with the Go to Sleep for good measure, before Rey is out from the back and takes a slow walk down to the ring. He’s brawling with Punk all over the ringside area. They land in the crowd at one point and everyone, including Dean Malenko is out to put the brakes on Rey. Maybe Dean should have handed out one of his classic flying head scissors, or high flipping German Suplex. I totally miss Dean Malenko.

I like what Rey is doing here, getting back to the rundown. He’s not hitting 619’s, he’s not doing hurricanrana’s or head scissors. He’s landing shots, and more shots. He’s totally incensed with getting to and stopping Punk once and for all. Punk does the classic heel, and scrambles out on his heels. This story is only going to get better, and I’m stoked for the climax. I could also go for seeing Serena rocking the Lita Heel look from her stint with Edge. Not just because she’s hot, but it adds to the Punk image.

Chris Jericho’s Highlight Reel with special guest, Edge

This was pretty good for what it was. To be totally honest, a lot of what was said has been said in the exact same words and terms since this feud got started. In fact, this was almost a complete copy of the post Rumble promo between the two, with Jericho stating that bad things happen when Edge and Jericho are in the ring together. The spear chant is getting over, but I wish the fans were treating it like Stone Cold’s “WHAT” than just a normal repeat chant. That would kinda cement it into wrestling history, and highlight the feud nicely.

Jericho mentions that while Edge was out injured, he was at Wrestlemania 20 working with HBK. Edge reminds him that he lost that match, among others that are recalled as well. The funniest part comes when Edge says that everyone has the girlfriend they would rather forget. He has Vickie Guerrero, Jericho has Big Show, I have… well that’s better left unmentioned, but she knows who she is. Edge brings the promo to an end saying he’ll be taking the belt from Jericho at Wrestlemania, and he’ll do it with the spear. Jericho responds with a microphone shot to the head, and then continues with beatings via the chairs from his Highlight Reel set. He attempted to throw him into the Jeritron, but Edge is able to escape and hit the DDT. He sets up for the spear, but gets CRUSHED with the World Title Belt to the skull. Jericho mocks the spear chant, as Edge lies prone on the mat.

This was a great segment. It got both men over-Jericho as the confident champion and Edge having his trusty spear. The beat down was well placed as Edge has been giving it to Jericho a lot lately, and they needed to have Jericho come out on top just a bit to give some sort of doubt to the masses. The shot that Edge took from Jericho with the belt was fantastic. This was a great delivery, followed by an even better bump. So where does this leave us with Wrestlemania? Well, I could certainly see Edge winning, if only to get attacked or dropped by Christian, with his MitB briefcase in hand. I mean, that’s what so many of us want to see, and it’s only going to get better from the beginning to the end of the feud. However, on the other hand, I could see Jericho retaining and leading into something with Drew McIntyre, since the office seems to love him so much.

This is the thing about Wrestlemania that I love so much. While with the Royal Rumble or some other pay-per-views, you can sometimes predict the future, or at least some of what may come to be. Wrestlemania is a different story all-together. You might know what’s going to happen in the Diva’s match or be able to predict that Shelton Benjamin will take an insane bump during the pre-arranged spot fest that is the ladder match, but you can’t ever be totally sure where the main events are going.

OTHER NOTES
In a quick local indie note, there are two big shows coming up in Southern Ontario and I think everyone should be trying to make the trips out to see them. One is the Alpha 1 show in Hamilton on April 11th, and if you read my blog at http://jeffgoodridge.blogspot.com then you know exactly what the score is there. The show is always high flying, family oriented, and reasonably priced.

The other is something that’s a little different. What we have coming up at the end of April, is going to be a testament to life, and to a going battle with one of the deadliest diseases on the planet.

Cancer affects all of us in some way, shape, or form. If you don’t have it, or don’t have a family member that has it, then the chances are pretty good you know someone that’s had it or has been affected by it. If you haven’t, then count yourself to be a very lucky person. Nick Wyman is one of the unlucky masses, and the Six Nations legend is doing something about it. April 26th is the date, and the Iroqouis Lacrosse Arena is the place. CWI Wrestling will be presenting a Smackdown on Cancer, The Brawl at the Bush.

It’s going to feature classic WWE names like Brutus Beefcake, Hillbilly Jim, Doink the Clown, and the Native American Tatanka, who will also be doing a speaking engagement to some of the local youth a day or so before the show. Also, in action will be the King of Old School, Steve Corino, The Highlanders, and TNA standouts Johnny Devine and Cody Deaner. All this, and much, much more will all be happening, plus a SPECIAL MYSTERY GUEST. I mean it! This is going to BLOW YOU AWAY, so keep your eyes here as the date gets closer.

You can get more information at brawl_at_the_bush@hotmail.com or 905-768-3378. Long distance charges may apply, depending on where you are.

THIS SHOW IS GOING TO BE HUGE!

As always, you can reach me at my Blog or here on the Fight Network for conversation, information, questions and queries. Have a great week, and we’ll see you next time!

Jeff Goodridge is a freelance writer and a lifelong wrestling fan. He loved it when Marty Jannetty got thrown through the barbershop Window, but not so much when Hawk and Animal stopped by just to get trims and complain about the Nasty Boys.

http://jeffgoodridge.blogspot.com

Head to Head: Return of the War?

Ok, so here is how this is going to work. Lisa and I sat down, and watched television from 9-1127 this evening. Many things were said, some of which cannot be repeated here, since my boss reads this at times. But either way, this is what went down hour by hour, minute by minute.

9:03- We start off by giving TNA the benefit of the doubt and letting them have at it first. I'm already disappointed, as the first thing I'm seeing is an out of shape Hulk Hogan and a poorly used Abyss. They're cutting a promo, it doesn't matter what about since this is TNA and its all going to change by next week anyways, and they're doing the main event right off the bat. WHY IS THIS BEiNG DONE FOR FREE!?!? The match is god awful from what I see here, and then the lights are out and Sting attacks Hogan, thus I would assume making him the heel. Lisa makes the brilliant observation that, and I'm quoting now, 'This is sad and pathetic. I'm actually embarrassed FOR them. It's like someone is pulling the cork out of the funnell and the Hogan and Flair Legacy is pouring out the bottom and running down the drain.' Hogan is busted open and I'm in flip mode, especially since they just remade the Main Event for later tonight, the exact same match but with no dq. What a f'ing waste...

9:15- I DVR'd RAW, so I'm starting from the beginning, which isnt all that far ahead anyways.Undertaker and Shawn Micheals are cutting a great promo, certainly bringing me more and more into thier feud leading to the big event, just a few weeks away. Man, my beer even tastes better when Monday Night Raw is on. It's going to take a serious amount of commercials to get me back into TNA.

9:35- Well, the promo is over, and with commercials on, I'm heading back to TNA. I really wish I wasn't. Dixie Carter is playing Vagina McMahon, getting in Sting's face, cutting a promo, and Sting puts his hands on her. Isn't there something in the Bible that says no go on that one, Stinger? I feel so bad for Tazz, he is totally being WASTED here, with no real production, he needs direction to move his commentary, and TNA can't provide that direction, especially with Mike Tenay on the stick with him. It looks like AJ Styles is trying to get heel heat Punk Style, since he's growing out his chest hair. WTF is that all about?

9:41- Chris Daniels, Kazarian, and Doug Williams is a pretty good match. I'm only watching this because RAW has a Divas match on that's just faces and heels and doesnt do a thing for the storyline. Shannon Moore does a run in on Doug Williams, and gets a decent pop. I guess he's back to being the Prince of Punk, but I hope that something actually gets done with him this time. He's a decent enough worker, he just needs time to expand his own personal brand. Dixie came on the mic to say Sting is wrestling a mystery man tonight. #$@! she is terrible on the mic.

10:00- RVD just beat Sting. Do I care? Kinda. Am I supposed to? Absolutly. Does the fan base care in TNA? Certainly, it's someone new for them to slowly ruin.

10:03- So because of Sting, I missed Miz Show taking on Morrison and Truth in a Mania Preview. I'm kinda ok with that, since I would rather see what the four of them can bring come the end of March. Lisa doesnt like Miz Show or these 'mashup' tag teams. She feels it should be real teams, like Legacy, Hart Dynasty, or Cryme Tyme.

10:14- Still on RAW. Legacy vs Orton is awesome and is definetly making me give a hoot about DiBiase vs. Orton at Mania. I have to think, and this could be a spoiler alert but, Rhodes is going to turn on DiBiase and act as Randy's underling. But that's just me.

10:17- I accidently flipped to TNA and JESUS, I wish I hadn't. I jsut caught a glimpse of Erik Young, whom I interviewed in Hamilton wayyyyy back when he was Showtime, and he's taking on X-Pac and I dont give a flying !@#*. They look terrible, and I can't get back fast enough.

10:19- Legacy won the match, and from what I saw, it was awesome. Josh interviews Batista backstage and he says he wont run in on Cena's match later. Yeah, RIGHT. We also get a look at Triple H, and he's looking pissed on his way down to the ring.

10:26- I have totally gone thru commercials to keep watching for Triple H. Hunter's promo is great, but I know the real story. He 'faded into obscurity'? I'm certani it had something to do with taking the fall for something that ended kayfabe for some, and took him to the sin bin until he was ready to run with the big dogs. Either way, this is a great build for what should be a very entertaining match at Wrestlemania.

10:38- Still on RAW and Santino Marella is making me piss myself laughing. This is a guy that should be on commentary somewhere.

10:40- Flipped to TNA, but it's Hogan backstage, bitching and complaining.

10:44- MitB Qualifying Match with Evan bourne and William Regal. This is honestly great, some high impact tosses from Regal and a great finish. Christian is on commentary throughout the match, but he's not as entertaining as he has been in the past. I almost miss the old E&C days.

10:47- Hogan is complaining STILL, and says that this is his second chance. Brooke is crying and saying how she doesn't want him to go out there. First off, isnt this like his fourth or fifth chance? If we count his intial run in the WWWF, his run in the AWA, his big run in the 80's, his WCW run, his attempt to run the XWF, then his TWO returns to WWE, we actually clock in at 6. So I wasn't that far off.

10:51- Laura Diakun is pretty.

10:53- Wrestlemania Recall is up, and it's the rehashing of one of the worst Mania Moments ever, the Goldberg/Brock Lesnar debacle, which ended in stupidity, stunners and suds of an alcoholic sort. Stone Cold hosting next week should be solid.

10:57- Am I alone or is anyone else watching this McMahon/Hitman promo and wondering why The Hart Dynasty wasn't involved in the storyline or even saving Bret when he was getting jumped.

11:01- I have flipped to Impact one last time, and I can't watch anymore of it. We all know wrestling is pre scripted, at least most of us do, but we don't need our faces rubbed in it. Hogan fighting Flair fails to create any sort of illusion to the needed effect. I honestly dont understand why Larry Zybysko isnt doing color, and getting yelled at by Tony Schiavone, let alone being allowed on television for FREE! WHY IN GODS NAME WOULD YOU HAVE FLAIR FIGHT HOGAN, WHEN BOTH ARE RETIRED, AND PEOPLE WOULD PAY FOR THIS ON A PAY PER VIEW! This reeks of WCW and the Hogan Goldberg angle at the Georgia Dome.

11:04- Next week looks awesome, and I have ZERO interest in whatever SPIKE Tv is giving us next week for Impact. Austin is going to be on, and no one can trump that unless you can somehow get Bill Alfonso to come in and manage RVD, maybe even start an Extreme Faction. I'll still pop for ECW, I'm a mark for Philly.

11:21- I loved this whole gauntlet thing. Good way to build Cena into a viable threat to Batista, in case it wasn't already there. Batista did hit a very weak spear, but he made up for it with a great Batista Bomb. batista needs to be going in strong to the pay per view, Cena has to be the one chasing him.

Overall, I thought tonight's RAW was incredibly better than what I saw from the 'competition', and I use that term very carefully. TNA didnt come across as doing anything overly new, they didnt have much more than what was already expected and that was all Hogan's fault. The fact that he let RVD coming to his show slip, was a massive mistake. I didnt see Jeff Hardy, but then again, I didnt watch the whole show and his being there may not have even ended up on camera, since again, I didnt watch all of it. I physically couldnt. It was that $%@#ing terrible.

I would tunr into RAW next week if I was you. Austin's coming to town, and you know someones gonna have some 'esplaining to do...

Jeff Goodridge is a freelance writer and a lifelong wrestling fan. His girlfriend loves the Undertaker but HATES The Miz. Guess he's doing his job.